You may have heard these terms used quite frequently, but do you know
what they REALLY mean?...
 

      ISDN   =  It Still Does Nothing
      APPLE  =  Arrogance Produces Profit-Losing Entity
      IBM    =  I Blame Microsoft
      DEC    =  Do Expect Cuts
      CA     =  Constant Acquisitions
      CD-ROM =  Consumer Device, Rendered Obsolete in Months
      OS/2   =  Obsolete Soon, Too.
      SCSI   =  System Can't See It
      DOS    =  Defunct Operating System
      BASIC  =  Bill's Attempt to Seize Industry Control
      WWW    =  World Wide Wait