Status report on completion of YtoK project.

Our staff has completed the 18 months of work on time and on
budget. We have gone through every line of code in every 
program.  We have analyzed all databases and all data files, 
and modified all data to reflect the change.  We are proud 
to report that we have completed the "Y-to-K" date change 
mission, and have now implemented all changes to all
programs and all data to reflect your new standards.  

Our files now read:
Januark, Februark, March, April, Mak, June, Julk, August,
September, October, November, December

As well as:
Sundak, Mondak, Tuesdak, Wednesdak Thursdak, Fridak, Saturdak

We trust that this is satisfactory, because to be honest, none 
of this "Y to K" problem has made any sense to us. What does 
the year 2000 have to do with changing Y to K?  But we 
understand it is a global problem, and our team is glad to 
help in any way possible.

Speaking of which, what do you think we ought to do next year 
when the two digit year rolls over from 99 to 00?

We'll await your direction.