For all of you who are feeling a little older and missing those great
old tunes, there is good news. Some of your old favorites have
re-released their great hits with new lyrics to accommodate their
aging audience. Some examples:

    Herman's Hermits--"Mrs. Brown You've Got a Lovely Walker"

    The Rolling Stones--"You Can't Always Pee When You Want"

    Paul Simon--"Fifty Ways to Lose Your Liver"

    Carly Simon--"You're So Varicose Vein"

    The Bee Gees--"How Can You Mend a Broken Hip?"

    Roberta Flack--"The First Time Ever I Forgot Your Face"

    Johnny Nash--"I Can't See Clearly Now"

    The Temptations--"Papa's Got a Kidney Stone"

    Nancy Sinatra--"These Boots Give Me Arthritis"

    ABBA--"Denture Queen"

    Leo Sayer--"You Make Me Feel Like Napping"

    Commodores--"Once, Twice, Three Trips to the Bathroom"

    Procol Harem--"A Whiter Shade of Hair"

    The Beatles--"I Get By with a Little Help From Depends"

    Credence Clearwater Revival--"Bad Prune a-Rising"

    Marvin Gaye--"I Heard It Through the Grape Nuts"

    The Who--"Talkin' 'Bout My Medication"